Monday 29 October 2012

Just Married

Well not really "just married".  It was back in August when the big day happened but things have been somewhat hectic since then.  We had a lovely day with perfect weather and it all went pretty much exactly to plan.


We had a short Honeymoon to Paris which was just fantastic.  The last time I was near the place I was about three years old and Charlotte had never been before, so it was fun to explore.  Obviously there was lots of great food to eat and places to visit. The Louvre was particularly stunning.  The scale of it is incredible.  Even with a whole day you could not even begin to do it justice.


The atmosphere of Paris is very different to London.  Whilst you can find the usual suspects like Starbucks and MacDonalds there are still an awful lot of independent stores about and there seemed to be dozens of different small supermarket chains compared to the same few brands on every corner here.  As it was August many of the small shops were closed for their annual holidays, it would be almost unthinkable to see shops in this country closed down for three weeks.  The French value their quality of life far more than us.  We have allowed our rights to stamped upon in the name of progress, big business and globalisation.

Paris feels very uncluttered.  London is such a busy place, a crowded one.  Paris feels well planned, spacious and just a bit more elegant.  The cafe culture that predominates is also very welcoming, though it makes you realise how much we take the tougher no-smoking laws in this country for granted now.  This is one area that I would be happy to see change on a return trip to Paris.

Following my abysmal start to the  the year in poker it was time to go back to paid employment.  After much thought I got myself a Learning Support Assistant job at a Secondary school. Whilst not paying a huge amount of money it at least takes the pressure off for the moment and if nothing else is a worthwhile use of my time.  The school holidays will allow me plenty of time to continue playing poker and I can still get some hours in during the normal working week.  It is also giving me a chance to think about retraining as a teacher next year should I wish to do so.

I wish I could say anything positive about the last three months poker but as with every day in 2012, baring one, I have been experiencing the ultimate nightmare every time I sit down and play.  Nothing goes right. Since my positive July I have now racked up about $6,000 in make-up to clear off before I can even make another penny of profit.  I have been deep in tournament after tournament but I can't win the key hand.  If I get short stacked I always ship into a monster.  If I iso-ship on a short stack one of the two or three people sat behind me wakes up with a dominating hand every time.  If I make an error I get punished.  I'm still convinced I'm playing okay, maybe not brilliantly, but still good enough to be making some money.  Even in the last week I managed to bubble a £1,400 UKIPT Bristol package.  The more this run goes on the more I am starting to doubt and second guess myself.  On the whole I can still start a fresh session it the right frame of mind but six hours into a Sunday Grind the bad beats become harder to take with every hammer blow that connects.  I have still only managed one tournament cash over a $1,000 all year.  Given the spots I have been in this is just absurd.  Poker has never been crueler.  Still, at least I am in profit in monetary terms for the year, even if the chances of adding to it seem to grow slimmer with every passing day. My year to date Pokerstars graph is particularly shocking. If nothing else I will drag this back towards level as a minimum goal for the rest of the year.



Tuesday 24 July 2012

Staking: AKA How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Sit & Go

Whilst job interviews had been hard to come by prior to last week at least one application came back quickly with a positive response.  I applied to a couple of poker staking sites last month and got a fast positive response from the team at Sharkstaking.com.  After six months from poker hell it is at least a confidence boost that they were willing to set me up with a deal based purely on my previous MTT results and without having seen me play a single hand.

In all respects I am beginning to realise I probably should have done this years ago.  When I took a shot at going pro it was more from a necessity to move from my job than from being in the best bankroll position to consider it.  It was a case of see how it goes.  With a total of $6,000 in my poker bankroll it was about a third of the ideal minimum amount to play poker professionally.  Somehow I muddled through for two years without quite getting the result that would have given me the extra comfort space to get me through the downswing this year.  Of course if I had considered staking earlier on it would have taken the pressure off sooner and maybe kept me in better shape.  I guess that a combination of pride and the thought of having to give away 50% of what I made each month kept me from properly considering it.

My rather amusing start to life as a staked poker player... run bad, run bad, run bad...BINK!

So for starters Sharkstaking are providing me with a $750 stake.  On one level it may not seem like a lot but the advantages are many.  First of all the stake gets topped up to that amount each day so there are no worries about running out of funding, unless the company decides to stop the agreement.  So although a prolonged period of run bad would mean not making any money at least some one else gets to pick up the tab for my inability to win almost any hand where I get the chips in good .  There are plenty of other advantages.  They are going to set me up with a coach and provide at least two coaching sessions a month.  This has been delayed so far as the guy they want to set me up with has been in Vegas solidly for the WSOP over the last month.  I should also get an automatic upgrade to a VIP Moneybookers account which will be very useful.

As a lot of my problems this year came from trying to grind cash games on nitty sites I have decided to go back to basics.  My success has been predominantly from MTTs and I neglected the sort of volume I should have been putting in for the first half of the year.  Sharkstaking will only back a maximum of 50% MTT so at least 50% of my play will be Sit and Gos.  If I have neglected any discipline in recent years it has been the sit and go.  I played a lot when I was first learning the game but since I have played mostly on PKR and it is a pretty poor place to put in sit and go volume I haven't played many in recent years. Hopefully this is where the coach will be beneficial as I know my SNG game needs bringing up to scratch and I'm also happy for a different point of view on my MTT play. So I can play up to $20 sit and gos and $30 tournaments with an option to review things further down the line.

Whilst I used to get bored of sit and gos grinding a large volume of them has felt like a breath of fresh air this time round.  I really want to crack absolute bankroll discipline this time and the deal and what I am playing should very much encourage that.  I can't say I started well prior to my big MTT Sunday on the 15th.  I didn't run well to kick off with but I'm also aware that I wasn't playing a great sit and go game.  First of all I had no hands on anyone so obviously I ended up making some bad decisions against good regs and bad regs.  I also just ploughed into a huge range of formats including 5, 6, 10 and 30 seat games mixing up turbos, regular speed games and double or nothings.  This was a mistake.  Playing one format at a time stops you making silly errors.  On several occasions I made terrible ICM shoves in double or nothings on the bubble because I was playing 3 regular payout turbo sit and gos alongside it.  I also seemed to be doing better in the 5/6 seat games than the 10 so I have decided to focus on these for the moment.  So now I play the 30 man turbos on 10 seat tables which take a while to fill and either 5 seat top 2 paid games or 6 seat double or nothings depending on what I feel like.  Hopefully I will start running better, plug a few of the small leaks I am half aware of and begin to start nosing my results into profit. 

My next blog will be all about the deep tournament runs from the other week and I will probably include some of the hands if I can get HEM2 working properly.  It is annoying me greatly at the moment due to a variety of odd bugs.  They really need to get some updates sorted as it just feels so clunky compared to HEM1 at the moment despite a lot of potentially superior features.

Monday 23 July 2012

Thoughts on The Dark Knight Rises

Normal poker service will be resumed shortly.  I sense fierce debate is possible over The Dark Knight Rises so I'm putting all my thoughts on it down here, not that more than three people will probably ever read it but meh... it is required for my own personal sanity.  Obviously this is going to be spoiler heavy so if you haven't seen it yet and want to do not go on. 


I have only watched TDKR once so far so I might revise my opinion a little on a second viewing but the more I think about the movie the more I doubt it is likely to shift much.  For me both 'Batman Begins' and 'The Dark Knight' were five star movies.  They were well conceived and well executed and they carried a real emotional wallop to them.  TDKR is a three star movie.  I know that some people will enjoy it more and have no problems with it but for me it was disappointing.  Please feel free to argue differently in the comments below.  The best thing about a democracy is everyone is entitled to their own opinion.  I would love it if some one could convince me that I am wrong and that I could actually enjoy it more than I did.  For as much as possible I will work my way through the problems from start to finish.

I'll begin with the initial set up.  This Batman world clearly stands on its own, Nolan has grounded as much as he can into reality, so I am willing to let it go its own way on a lot of things.  Even if you totally ignore the comic base of the character though I have a major problem with Bruce Wayne being holed up in his mansion as a virtual recluse and an eight year absence of The Batman.  If they had told me he carried on for a bit after The Dark Knight and then faded away I might have bought it.  If they had instead SHOWN us how Bruce Wayne got to this point I might have been wiling to swallow it.  This for me ends up as a recurring issue in the film... there is space for a lot of quieter emotional moments that would have given it real gravitas and impact and too many times they skip it for the sake of plot or moving onto the next action set piece.  The emphasis on plot negates much of the emotional impact that the film could have risen to.  Even in this world version of Batman Bruce Wayne does not strike me as a quitter.  Considering how effectively Batman Begins covers a lot of ground initially to get us engaged with the story of Bruce Wayne I think a five minute look at how he ended up as such a recluse could have gone a long way.

I have a major issue with Alfred in this film as well.  I don't get why he waited so long to walk out on Bruce or give him a kick up the backside.  If Bruce was moping this version of Alfred would have had it out with him years earlier, the whole Rachel letter thing would have come up much sooner.  Again I might have swallowed this version of the story if Alfred had come back prior to where he reappears in the story.  Even if it was a shot as simple as Alfred picking up Bruce at the airport of whichever country the prison is supposed to be in.  Again one simple little heart warming scene could have made the next one of him stood over the grave that much more powerful.  He just disappears from the movie, mainly because there are too many characters and too much plot to shoehorn in.

The other major gripe I have with the set up is this so called 'Dent Act'.  This really is lazy storytelling.  Of course Gordon would have used the death of Harvey Dent to help get a grip on crime on the city but the suggestion that Gotham has become some sort of nearly crime free paradise is ridiculous.  There will always be crime in major cities and this is why there will always be a need of The Batman.  I like the idea of Bruce trying to put his effort into something that will help save the world but if anything I would have thought that his failure there would have likely driven him back out to do what he has dedicated so much of his life too... the protecting of innocent people from crime.  Even if he moved to another city that needed more help.  Everything in this story is too easy, none of the plot points are earned and because of that nothing carries the weight the film really should possess.

Despite these issues I think the first act ticks away quite nicely.  Selina Kyle and John Blake are good additions to the story.  Bane is introduced well and it is nice to see him get a chance to shine compared to the utter embarrassment of the way he gets used in 'Batman and Robin.'  Clearly they have overhauled his speech radically despite anything Nolan says to the contrary.  I saw the first scene on the Imax before Mission Impossible 4 and you barely got a third of what Bane said.  Here I think I missed half a sentence all film and that was probably because something was being blown up.  I also think tying him into The League of Shadows works very effectively in the context of the trilogy.

Where things start to unravel for me is the first fight between Bane and Batman in the sewer.  This fight should be as brutal as it possibly can be within the context of a 12a rating.  You should feel every one of Bane's blows and you should be upset by the destruction of the hero.  It didn't really work for me.  The more I think about it the more I feel that hand to hand fighting is an area of weakness in Nolan's otherwise impressive arsenal of directorial skills.  'The Dark Knight' was a relentless movie but for me it has one fight sequence too many.  The bit towards the end with the hostages and the SWAT teams feels stylistically no different to the punch up in the garage at the beginning.  The action is in danger of becoming a bit samey but is saved by a much cleaner and superior story arc.  This first major TDKR set piece could have been so much better.  When Bane uses the iconic back breaker move the audience should be wincing from behind the safety of the chair in front.

From that point the second act becomes a mess.  I like a long film but TDKR felt twenty minutes too long in the context of how the story is presented and most of that comes from the flabby second act.  The Gotham stuff works okay but the prison story is borderline silly.  All the elements are there for greatness but again the composition of the cake stops it rising to greatness.  Bruce's redemption feels too easy.  There needs to be more pain and more soul searching.  Doing lots of press ups and hallucinating Liam Neeson doesn't really cut it.  The sequences would either benefit from being shorter as is or longer with more emotional breathing space.  Again the emotion is not present because the film is too busy wanting to take us through a crazy number of set ups to get all the elements of the third act in place. 

The ultimate laziness in the story telling is in the No Mans Land Gotham.  What a wonderful set up, what a horrifying proposition... what a poor execution.  The cops in the sewer - it was so nice of Bane or Blake to provide all of them with new clean uniforms and an ironing board.  Obviously they filmed the shots of them entering the sewers and leaving them in the same few days.  Shame in a 250 million dollar movie (or thereabouts) they couldn't afford to make it look like these guys had actually been stuck in a sewer for over three months.  It is also very nice of Bane to keep everything looking relatively clean on the main streets.  Everything about this should have been dirtier and messier.  The suffering of the ordinary people would have again been fertile ground for emotional depth.  Instead of seeing the reality of a nightmare situation we get a few shots of people being made to walk to their death on ice.  Crane as the judge was a nice touch though.  I may as well address 'The Bat' being parked on a rooftop as well here.  The city is under occupation by a group of paranoid nutters, how likely is it that a big camouflage tent wouldn't have been spotted at some point?  If not by Bane then at least by a Gotham citizen looking for resources to survive with.

Let us get into the meat of the third act.   The race against time element here felt less effective than in the previous two films.  To be honest maybe the fact that this was the third straight Batman film with a strong race against time element against the destruction of all or part of Gotham is why it has become a bit same old same old.

The whole Talia issue.  On the one hand I want to give the makers some kudos as despite it being reported very early on that Tate was Talia they somehow managed to re-smokescreen it to the point that the knife stabbing actually caught me by surprise.  Despite that if any part of the story could have been cut for the benefit of the rest it was this part.  Talia serves no purpose other than to tie it back into the first film more.  Having Bane as a pupil of Ra's Al  Ghul achieves this anyway so all that is left is a slightly pointless plot twist.  I sometimes feel like Nolan is not entirely sure what to do with women in movies as so many of the films he has now made are very male heavy in the casting balance.  A lot of the people feeling negatively about the film are big fans of the Batman comics and obviously a lot of people are saying accept the films for what they are - different.  This would be fine if it wasn't so blatantly obvious that this twist is there exactly to try and wrong foot the people who think they know what is going on.  Making it Talia who escaped from the prison and not Bane is only there to subvert the expectations of the fans of the comics.  This highlights a major problem for me in the whole series of third act endings.  This film lacks the courage of its convictions, it wants to be all things to everyone and instead of delivering a fitting ending to this Batman world it tries to hoodwink comic fans then hoodwink the entire audience with the nuclear explosion.  I really wish some or all of the main characters had snuffed it in interesting ways... they could have got so much more powerful with the individual sacrifices.  The final part of The Lord of Rings had a similar string of endings but it earned the right to them by taking us on an emotional roller coaster all the way up to that point.

Almost there now.  The final niggle for me.  Lets just ignore the joke of John Blake really having the name Robin.  When he enters the Bat Cave in this world it is pretty obvious he is not going there to become Robin, he is the new Batman... or at least he should be.  Bruce Wayne is still out there so with the nudge, nudge, wink, wink series of endings they are saying well we could do one more if we wanted.  This trilogy made great pains of creating Batman the symbol.  A symbol greater than one man.  The only way this should have ended was with Blake out on his first trip into the world as Batman... proving that the symbol Wayne created has become more powerful and important than he as one man could be.  It might well have been more poignant if this was after Bruce Wayne really had been killed saving Gotham.  Oh, and at what point are we supposed to believe Bruce Wayne adjusted his will to leave a bag for blake to collect?  Did he bribe everyone after his fake death?  Or did he do it in the thirty seconds he had spare before getting back into Gotham to save the day?

So despite all that it isn't a terrible film, it isn't a bad film... but it is just a mediocre film when it should have been an epic film.  It borrows heavily from elements of' 'Knightfall', 'Bane of the Demon' and 'No Mans Land' yet it would probably have done far better to go off further in its own direction as ultimately it will enrage a large number of fans of the comics.   If you can switch off to some of the sillier logic failures and enjoy the action you probably liked it a lot more than I did.  Feel free to tell me if you did.